Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

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Tonight at 10 p.m. men and women will tune into the superbowl of supermodels, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

I'll begin my fashion show preview with a confession of my credibility that I reveal to few. I had a very short lived stint as a Victoria's Secret employee.

My intention was to work only over my holiday break from college, and I didn't even last until then. What seemed like a glamorous and easy side job filled with discounts and perks ("Maybe Miranda Kerr will stop by the South Shore Plaza?") turned into a retail nightmare.

After the hours of tutorial videos on bra fitting (my biggest fear) and corporate policy (stricter than Clark Rockefeller's prison guards), I realized that acquiring the wardrobe of Heidi Klum was not in my future. To say that management's panties were in a knot would have been an understatement. I got out of there before they made me strap on a headset ("36C Miracle Bra in route to fitting room 7, over and out Tiffany") and my discount though small sadly went unused.

Victoria's Secret was my first and last job in retail and I can now appreciate the show as a true fashion outsider. The show is a holiday classic for young women and their drooling boyfriends alike. Whether your in the market for a 3900 diamond, 1500 carat Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra (a mere $5 mill.), need inspiration to keep slim during the holidays, or simply are building your holiday wish list it's a must see.

In case this year's theme of glamorous goddesses encourages you to shop, today's the last day of Vickie's extended Cyber Monday Sale, 20% off your entire purchase. For a backstage look at the show's fittings, sets and after parties, CBS.com has a very visual sneak peek section.

I'm also going to note today that I promise that I plan to expand my topics in the next few posts...I think I have been blogging a little bit too much about my unhealthy TV habits. The realization came to me this morning when my boyfriend sent me the CNN story "Are you afflicting with 'TiVo' guilt" and said that it reminded him of me. But this Hiedi Klum picture was simply too fierce to resist. Even my bf can agree with that.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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I know that you watch Gossip Girl. We'd all like to pretend that we have a more exciting social agenda for our Monday night, but the guilty pleasure is just too hard to resist especially at the 8 p.m. slot.

Most girls love the show for it's somewhat realistic portrayal of the lives of New York socialites. But who's to judge the truth vs. TV trash? New York Magazine is as good of a critic as Gossip girl herself.

Every Tuesday morning at New York Magazine's Daily Intel you can check the reality index of the prior night's Gossip. NY Mag describes the feature as a "weekly reality index of the most important show that you pretend you aren't watching".

I agree with NY Mag's review that last night's hyped up Snowflake Ball just didn't capture that "party" atmosphere that I expected. The charity gala honoring Lily and Bart a few week's ago seemed like more of a bash then the lame winter soiree.

But enough of my opinion. Here are a few of the notable reality high's and low's from last night's episode, according to NY Mag:

• Aaron's ex-girlfriend is Ally Hilfiger?? Plus 5.
• Lexi's Brooklyn walking outfit consists of a hooker cheetah jacket, purple tights, a short pleated skirt, and black bootees. Plus 3. We hate her so hard.
• Vanessa kind of looked skinny and great in that outfit. Plus 5, because the only reason the girls at the ball would have made such a spectacle of seeing through it briefly would be because they were all jealous. Seriously, one of Serena's boobs displaces more air than Vanessa's entire body.
• Speaking of which, how hilarious was it when Serena's boobs asked Dan to dance? Plus 1.
Plus 20 for the slightly uglier, ten times more hilarious Blair and Chuck knockoffs, and the fact that they are referred to as "Beta Chuck" and "New Blair."
• Jenny knows she's done a bad thing, so she's wearing her best Cruella De Vil outfit, which appears to be made entirely of black Labrador retriever. Plus 2.

• Okay, even we must say "enough" at some point. The Snowflake Ball is "THE holiday event for high-school seniors" according to Blair. As opposed to the ten non-holiday events for seniors? Or the ten holiday events for non-seniors? There are too many effing parties on this show that are THE event. What happened to the one Gold and Silver party (the Red, White and Blue ball for you younger folks) every year and then interschool dances? Didn't those used to be enough? Minus 3. And why is Lily and/or Blair always in charge? Minus 2. And why is it in Brooklyn? Minus 2.
• Rufus and Lily go to the PTA meetings? Minus 2. Do private schools even have PTAs? (Seriously, we don't know.)
• Wait, did Jenny make Penelope's dress in three minutes? Minus 5. And since when does Jenny design like Jessica McClintock? Minus 1.

You know you love me,
XoXo


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

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My usual Tuesday night routine is to watch my TiVod Gossip Girl, but since Gossip Girl did not air this week I settled for watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.

I had low expectations for the holiday classic that I've seen many times before. Charlie Brown serves his friends pretzel sticks and jelly beans amongst other delicacies and then they all realize the true meaning of the holiday (unforeseen I know, I prefer the Christmas version with the reject Christmas tree).

After the classic Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, ABC broke out a Charlie Brown film I've never seen before, The Mayflower Voyagers. Living half an hour from Plymouth, Massachusetts, it takes an impressive story on the pilgrims to catch my attention. I have seen the Plymouth Rock and Plymoth Plantation on far too many school field trips. For all who live nearby, I'm sure you can relate that the area loses it's historical significance after a night of Margaritas at the Cabby Shack down the road.

But, The Mayflower Voyagers, as cheesy as the name sounds, was an simple recap of the story of the pilgrims and the hardships they endured on the first Thanksgiving. When I think Thanksgiving, I think food and shopping. So it was nice to have a little reminder of the historical significance of the holiday. Those days of dressing up as Pilgrims and Indians just aren't around any more (they are actually banned in most schools I believe) and sometimes you just need a classic American cartoon to get the message through.

In case you missed the special, it's on again tomorrow at 8 p.m. on ABC. I'm a pretty big advocate for holiday movies in general, so I was happy to find this holiday TV schedule guide as well!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

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I'm sadly a pretty devout Gossip Girl fan, so I couldn't help but see the infinite number of commercials for Stylista on the CW. I vowed that I would not submit myself to watching the teenbopper show that seems to make a joke of the skill involved to working in the fashion magazine industry. But, low and behold Wednesday night rolled around and I was craving mindless television so I gave in.

The show follows eleven aspiring fashion enthusiasts who vie for a much-coveted editorial job with Elle magazine. They work as assistants to Elle's Fashion News Director, Anne Slowey (think Heidi Klum) and each week one aspiring fashionista gets the boot and most likely balls her eyes out. It's like Project Runway and Real World reality drama dumbed down for high school girls.

Last night, they had to plan a 10th birthday party at FAO Schwartz and then create a Mother/Daughter trend page spread. Even if the contestants on the show drive you crazy, they do have some cute challenges and it's fun to see the drama queens suffer through fashion slave labor in NYC.


Friday, October 31, 2008

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Happy Halloween!

I love this holiday. Traffic was light this morning, I started eating candy corn at 10 a.m., and my work day has consisted of printing numbers for my Deal or No Deal costume and taking an extra long lunch break to check out the dressed up college kids in Harvard Square. Bonus of working in a family friendly office is that the kid's Halloween sugar high totally rubs off on the parents. The NOT fun part of the day was me sleep walking through Central Square freezing at 9 a.m. when a freakshow Scream costume jumped onto sidewalk. Boo hoo.

It wouldn't be Halloween without the cliche slutty costumes too. I can't hate though, we've all been there. KISS 108's Matty in the Morning had a hilarious discussion about Halloween promiscuity this morning. Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll came by to speak about the city's Halloween festivities and increased police presence. She noted one of the main problems of the partying to be the lack of underwear on girls. I guess it's good that the Mayor is addressing the problem but really? I would NOT forget that part of my costume ever, no matter how many Keystone's or SoCo shots I had in my dorm.

One Salem resident called in to note the joy she gets from watching all the girls strut around in their skimpy costumes at 7 p.m. and then seeing them at 11 puking their brains out in the gutter while their bumblebee friend in some lame costume holds their hair back. I guess that as I reminisce back on college Halloweens I had my day-I pulled out the minuscule "gangster" (a.k.a. pin striped lingerie) costume I wore freshman year which you couldn't pay me to wear now.

Wednesday's Lipstick Jungle had a insightful comment on the holiday too:


Kirby: I love Halloween.

Nico: Oh come on it's just an excuse for woman to dress up like sluts and for men to wear makeup without their masculinity questioned.

Kirby: ...and there goes my Jack Sparrow costume.


You hit it on the nose, Nico.

But I guess Halloween is all about being someone your not, so put on your skimpiest costume while you still fit into it and rot your teeth out. Meet you in the gutter around 11 :)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Happy Friday! This morning I am working from home and I have been planning my entire week around one thing, morning TV! It's a shame that all of us working girls miss The Today Show, Regis & Kelly, Rachael Ray, Ellen, and The View which are all so much more enjoyable than the post work tabloid shots from Inside Edition and E!

I forgot how good morning TV was until the other day my co-worker and I had a discussion about how much we miss watching all of our a.m. favs (we initially got into this conversation because Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl (aka Chuck Bass) was on Regis & Kelly and did you know he is from England? English accent? See the things we miss!?).

So I thought for today I'd let you in on my so cool plans while I chill at home in my PJ's, and leave you with a little Ellen to sneak onto your work desktop in case you missed the real deal. It's Friday after all, enjoy people making fools of themselves busting a move :)


Friday, October 3, 2008

[Photo: Macbook by _ES' on Flickr used with permission under Creative Commons Copyright.]

I’m not one for littering my Facebook wall with crazy applications, but a new application that launched yesterday caught my attention.
Slide, Inc. launched FunSpace Channels, which will allow facebookers to share TV shows and other videos directly through posts on Facebook. You can view videos from Hulu (which has every TV show you could ever imagine), CBS and Warner Brothers.

Translation: now not only can you watch Lipstick Jungle and Gossip Girl online, but you can post full episodes on your friend’s walls for quick reference. “Check out the skirt Serena is wearing after the third commercial!”

Ok so I probably won’t really do this. I guess it’s a cool thing to be able to watch videos on a site that you frequent almost daily anyways, but I think I’m going to stick to Hulu.com. I’m a big fan of watching TV online and Hulu’s been good to me in the past.

Anyways, is it really that much of a hassle to open up a new window to watch your favorite show on it’s original site? Will we soon be hooking up our email to Facebook?

Also, I thought the catchphrase of Facebook was “Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life”, (referencing the new facebook’s homepage), aka encouraging person-to-person communication. Not sitting on your Facebook page for hours on a Saturday morning watching every past episode of The Office.

I think Mark Zuckerberg is just encouraging us to be zombies in front of the Facebook screen (think ad revenue) instead of zombies in front of the TV per usual. Slide, Inc. is already the most popular third-party application, with 20 million active users monthly.