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After messing up the date about ten times today at work, I think I have finally accepted the fact that it is December 22nd, 3 days before Christmas! If you are anything like me, your tree is decorated, your presents are wrapped, and you are ready to hit the buffet and mistletoe and get out of your office. My girlfriends and I spent much of the weekend trying to solve the great mystery of what did we do with ourselves over our unending college breaks? Oh, how naive we were to the fleeting "vacations" of the real world...

Fear not if your working mentality is shot on this mini work week. You can send holiday cheer from your desktop and impress all of your blasé co-workers and friends at someecards.com. The e-greetings share hilarious, witty holiday wishes such as Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime or Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I dont have in the apartment I can no longer afford or Your gift to me was so wonderful that I think you've been cheating.

A refreshing update from your usual Hallmark catch phrase. I'm assuming these are meant to be sent in good humour, but I'm already browsing their Valentine's Day selection... Ex's beware.